green… i am

June 15th, 2005

A couple of weeks ago I went to see Star Wars Episode 3. I found it entertaining, but like many other “critics” a bit heavy on the CG and low on story side of things compared to the previous movies. On the other hand, who needs a story if you have Ewan McGregor and Yoda to beat the crap out of every bad guy in sight!

The funniest thing about the movie is the way it has influenced me and some of my friends sense of humour over the past 2 weeks. What I mean is that whenever we try to be funny, all we have to do is say something in “Yoda-speak”. Recently me and 2 colleagues have helplessly fallen into a hilarious session of Yoda-speak at least once a day. Or rather… Fallen into a hilarious session of Yoda-speak at least once a day, we have!

So compile a list of some useful phrases, I have here.

1. Bring me a cup of coffee, 2 milks, 2 sugars I will take!
2. Drink it black, I will not!
3. The hour of departure is upon us, 5o’clock it is!
4. Do it… you must! Do it… you will!

Now add your funniest Yoda phrases… you must! And build a new Yoda-Dictionary, we will.


  1. daan jacobs wrote on June 15th, 2005 at 10:20 am

    speak wisely this young paduwan does. not much to learn he has. time too much he has.

  2. hannes wrote on June 15th, 2005 at 10:59 am

    Time yet for lunch, is it? Hmmm?

  3. David wrote on June 20th, 2005 at 1:59 pm

    “…to the forward command center, take me…”

  4. Pieter wrote on June 20th, 2005 at 4:42 pm

    A distubance in the force there is…much improved this site has! Judge it by it’s size you must not. It’s energy surrounds us and binds us! nuff said, I have.

  5. Yoda wrote on June 20th, 2005 at 4:50 pm

    mmm? Mock me, you must not. Strong with me the force is!