happy new year
This morning upon returning to work my Inbox was filled with tons of useless emails from people I don’t know, wishing me a happy, prosperous, blissful, joyful, stupendous, magnificent, absolutely fantastic NEW YEAR! Personally I don’t like clogging up strangers inboxes with my own unique blend of happiness, but if I was going to be a suck up on the lookout for the next big promotion I would at least run my wishes through a spell checker before I totally destroy all future prospects of a promotion! Here’s a funny sample I found to brighten up everybody’s day.
“WISH YOU A GREATFULL CRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR.
DRIVE SAFELY, ARRIVE ALIVE NO MATTER HOW FAR YOU ARE GOING AND BE A LIMITED EDITION IN ALL YOU DO.
HOPE WE THAT WE ALL COME BACK WITH MORE STREANGTH, KNOWLEDGE AND ONE PEASE!!!”
